The zodiac sign youd least like to be?

Definitely Gemini. I know I'm supposed to be compatible with them. And we get along fine when I keep them at a distance. But the ones I have been close to have always turned on me in a very ugly way. They literally smile to your face while they're stabbing you in the back. I've had several of these same betrayal experiences with different Geminis and it's very upsetting to put it mildly.